Hand Of The Almighty! (God Will Fuck You Up) Lyrics

(written by: John R. Butler)

VERSE 1
Oh, sinner, do not stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devil's den
Turn 'round don't enter in
Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you.

CHORUS:
He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
Yes, God will fuck you up
If you dare to disobey his stern command.
He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
Don't you know he'll fuck you up
So you better do some prayin' while you can.

VERSE 2
Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways.
You know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that bitch to salt.
That's the way he used to work back in those days:

CHORUS:
He fucked 'em up (he fucked 'em up)
He really fucked 'em up
When the people went and turned their backs on him
He can fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
No shit he'll fuck you up
Just like he fucked the people up back then.

VERSE 3
I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the Biblical sense.

CHORUS:
God fucked him up (he fucked him up)
He went and fucked Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins.
He fucked him up (he fucked him up)
Fucked that boy completely up
Now he's married to a Presbyterian.

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Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

10:36 am - I had a dream

I have no clue why locations ended up the way they did, but I just had a dream that I flew to Paris for some reason (reason is currently forgotten, but I remember it made sense in the dream) with my parents, my dad was still as good of a driver as he usually is, and I couldn't find a good book to read for the life of me. Found a shirt for Kassidy too, I guess there are fans of the Chicago Bears and Urlacher in france as well. But the really weird part is that it was a direct flight out of ABQ to Paris, and I slept the entire way. They didn't even wake me up for landing, so when I did wake up, I thought we were going over DC or something, and then I see the Eiffel Tower.

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Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

12:03 am

10:09 wonder how long it will take for them to finish up today # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
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Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

12:03 am

17:55 guess it's about time to walk to the bar in severe winds # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
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Friday, October 10th, 2008

11:59 am

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
groogle goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Landlubber.
amandagorey tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
calisrue gives you 17 orange cinnamon-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
capncheapo gives you 4 light green licorice-flavoured nuggets.
chainrule tricks you! You get an eraser.
chamewco tricks you! You get a wet rag.
charmed_one29 gives you 1 milky white raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
crimsongoddess gives you 15 light orange grapefruit-flavoured gummy worms.
doctordevice tricks you! You get a clothespin.
ebenezum tricks you! You get a rock.
eureka00 gives you 14 light blue evil-flavoured jawbreakers.
groogle ends up with 51 pieces of candy, a scratched CD, an eraser, a wet rag, a clothespin, and a rock.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

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Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

4:34 pm - because i'm that bored...

One word meme.

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

1. Where is your cell phone? - hip
2. Your significant other? - who?
3. Your hair? - brown
4. Your mother? - cool
5. Your father? - nice
6. Your favorite thing? - rum
7. Your dream last night? - odd
8. Your favorite drink? - myers
9. Your dream/goal? - happiness
10. The room you're in? - kitchen
11. Your ex? - bitch
12. Your fear? -pain
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? - alive
14. Where were you last night? - bar
15. What you're not? - evil
16. Muffins? - blech
17. One of your wish list items? - incense
18. Where you grew up? - humid
19. The last thing you did? - type
20. What are you wearing? - stuff
21. Your TV? - enough
22. Your pet(s)? - cat
23. Your computer? - big
24. Your life? - boring
25. Your mood? - tired
26. Missing someone? - always
27. Your car? - dirty
28. Something you're not wearing? - socks
29. Favorite Store? - REI
30. Your summer? - busy
31. Love someone? - no
32. Your favorite color? - black
33. When is the last time you laughed? - today
34. Last time you cried? - dunno

current mood:

tired

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Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

5:48 pm - movie thingy

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Monday, March 24th, 2008

9:35 pm

mariel is hippocritical ;)
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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

2:21 pm

Holy crap, I haven't posted anything of substance in a LONG time. And I can't believe some of the stuff I never posted even with the lame quizzes. Ok, so going back to ...September or so. I now own my own house, went to my 10 yr HS reunion, went hunting up in MN (i didn't do any hunting, just hung out at my grandparents cabin in the north woods,) partied a lot at the bar through 49ers (the college's homecoming,) broke my hand, got the cast off, and have a temporary roommate complete with another cat (they still aren't really getting along...well, more her cat rarely comes out of under the bed...) I'm sure I missed something in there, but I'm not sure what. Most of my days are spent playing Evo or WoW (almost finally have a 70, with multiple others trailing not all that far behind really). Nights are still almost all spent at the bar drinking and occasionally bothering to play pool. I'm sick of going to play one or two games against a friend, everyone seeing me playing and wanting to challenge me. Not exactly worth my time, it takes out of my drinking habits ;) Maybe I'll start trying to post again in a more regular manner, but I'm lazy so I doubt it will actually happen. Only time will tell

current mood:

predatory

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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

12:17 pm - RIP GM

http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9885383-7.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-20
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